If we could hold conversations with animals, would we all be vegetarians?

Now there's a few ways to tackle this question. Firstly let's look at it from the scientific and factual point of view. Have you seen Dr Doolittle, he's a vegetarian and he talks to animals and therefore it's factually proven that we would!!! Secondly however we do hold conversations with animals...such as the BNP, but this doesn't make us vegetarians. It's a question wide open to debate, but I think using the Dr Doolittle theory its safe to say if we could hold conversations with animals, we wouldn't be vegetarians. Also we talk to other humans but this doesnt stop cannabalism and thus if even one person is not vegertarian it would disprove the theory of "ALL".

(All information above is supposed to be interpreted in a humourous way and does not intend to cause offence)